i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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