I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Plan B is the new Plan A
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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