bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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