If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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