We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Randomize
