We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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