of course. lets lasso hookers.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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