We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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