im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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