At least make sure they are 18
Why
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Nobody cheats on THIS.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
