1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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