Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
