i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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