we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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