no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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