A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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