theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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