let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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