After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
