No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize