try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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