Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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