i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
