why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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