Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Randomize
