you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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