I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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