I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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