dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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