drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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