if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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