Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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