Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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