i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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