im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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