I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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