Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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