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say what?
wanna hang out?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My pussy is not your playground.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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