so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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