508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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