Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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