How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your mouth is God's brothel.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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