I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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