you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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