It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I love you.
Bad choice
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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