Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Randomize
