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(650): View more from California

Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite

(650): View more from California

Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good

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(858): View more from California

I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal

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(614): View more from Ohio

THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK

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(907): View more from Alaska

I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....

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(602): View more from Arizona

literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point

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(806): View more from Texas

I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways

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(281): View more from Texas

Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.

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