I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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