i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
