I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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