can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I wish you could order shots online.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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