you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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