If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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