i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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