My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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