we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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