let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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