My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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